Insult jokes
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Gaykelyu
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.