Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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