Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I’m a paki nonse.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.