Insect jokes
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.