Insect jokes
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."