Insect jokes
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.