What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
