Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Insect Jokes
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
