Insect jokes
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).