INS jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
POV: fishing in the city
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What can orphans not do in school?
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.