INS jokes
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.