INS jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.