INS jokes
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
I put glue in a man :)
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.