INS jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.