INS jokes
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.