INS jokes
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(