INS jokes
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!