INS jokes
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
----> [] get in the door.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂