INS jokes
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.