INS jokes
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.