INS jokes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
I killed a man in '94.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."