INS jokes
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!