INS jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.