INS jokes
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Dongs in a wait
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.