INS jokes
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.