INS jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
The ultimate speedrun
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Lawrence in maths ;)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.