INS jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.