INS jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"