INS jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.