INS jokes
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!