INS jokes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.