INS jokes
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.