INS jokes
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."