INS jokes

Nickelback

    • What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

    "Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

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    • Adoption papers

    • So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

    He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

    INS memes

    Minefield

    • So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

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    • Kid

    • +1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

    +1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

    +1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

    Life

    • I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

    Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

    I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

    Feel free to comment.

    Chandelier

    • What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

    One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

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    • Einstein

    • Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

    Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

    Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

    To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

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