INS jokes
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Balls in your jaws.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!