INS jokes

Lesbian

    • If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

    They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

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    • Chess

    • In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

    But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

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    • Democracy

    • An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

    "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

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    • INS memes

    Career

    • If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.

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    • Alligator

    • A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.

    The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."

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    • Stepfather

    • My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

    My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

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    • Dad

    • Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

    Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

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    • Sex

    • Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

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