INS jokes
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Look in a mirror.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.