INS jokes

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.