INS jokes
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.