INS jokes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.