INS jokes
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
The girl in the picture has no ass.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.