INS jokes

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.