INS jokes

I like penis in my bum!

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol