INS jokes

Cow

    • A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

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    • Necrophilia

    • So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

    If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

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    • Frog

    • Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

    Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

    Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

    "Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

    Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

    Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

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    • Yogurt

    • "Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

    Basement

    • I had to go to my friend's house.

    I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

    Farmer

    • A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

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