INS jokes
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)