INS jokes
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.