INS jokes
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.