INS jokes
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.