INS jokes
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!