INS jokes
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the π love of your life!π
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!π
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, βGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAβS SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)β
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How does an orange π go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.