INS jokes
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."