INS jokes
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.