INS jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)