Inge jokes
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"