Inge jokes

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.

I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"

So my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a ‘single’ joke. Then she said, "Go and f***ing die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF I will break his body for you. Happy now?"

She said, "Sniff, yes."

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.

One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The bartender says, "No bread here."

And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"

And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!