I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet