Incest

Incest jokes

Day

  • One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

    "Incest."

    Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

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  • Uncle

  • Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

    A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

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  • Time

  • If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

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  • Store

  • I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."

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  • Sister

  • Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

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  • Sibling

  • Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

    Bubbles:...

    Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

    Alabama: 😈

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  • Alabama

  • Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

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