Incest jokes
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
You're gay!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Female Rights?
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."