
Incest jokes
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."