Incest jokes
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Oh, brother!
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?