People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Incest Jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."