Incest jokes
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Marcus is gay.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."