Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Incest. When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
your mom
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
you're gay
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
