Incest jokes
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
I fucc mi brother.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Oh, brother!
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.