Incest jokes

I fucc mi brother.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

I have a crush on my sister!

Their family portrait is also a dating app.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.

Marcus is gay.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?