Incest

Incest jokes

Family

  • These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

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  • Sleepover

  • So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

    But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

    ... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

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  • Cousin

  • I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.

    The things you do for your cousins!

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  • Alabama

  • Most states:

    "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

    Alabama:

    "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

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  • Store

  • I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."

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  • Day

  • One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

    "Incest."

    Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

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  • Sex

  • What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

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