Incest jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.