Incest jokes
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I fucc mi brother.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Oh, brother!