Incest jokes

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.

The things you do for your cousins!

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

I fucc mi brother.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.