Incest jokes
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?