Wurst jokes

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Curry.

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.