Wurst jokes

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.

Curry.