In common jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.