In common jokes
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.