What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
