In common jokes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.