What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
In Common Jokes
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
