In common jokes
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."