In common jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.