In common jokes
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.