In common jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.