In common jokes
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.