In common jokes
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.