In common jokes
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.