In common jokes
Men and depression have something in common; theyβre always talking.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. πππ
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.