In common jokes
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.