In common jokes
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"