In common jokes
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.