In common jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.