In common jokes
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.