In common

In common jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Male

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

School

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Friend

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

Wrist

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

Tit

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Shape

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.