What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
Humans and sharks have something in common, the great ones are always white
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name 😂