What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
