In common

In Common Jokes

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."