In common jokes
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!