In common jokes
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.