In common jokes
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.