In common jokes

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.