What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
