In common jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.