In common jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.