What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
In Common Jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
