In common jokes
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.