In common jokes
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.