What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
