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What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
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What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
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i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
