What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
