In common

In common jokes

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

Brain

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Memes

    Blowjob

    What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

    A blowjob is anonymous.

    Airstrike

    What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

    Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Abuse

    What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

    They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Hate

    I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

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  • Demon

    What does my head and hell have in common?

    They both have demons in them.

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  • Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Year

    What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

    It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.