In common jokes
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
So true
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝