In common jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.