What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
what do mafia and pussies have in common?
one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
