What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
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What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
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What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
