In common jokes
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.