What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
