
In common jokes
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.